of course. lets lasso hookers.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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