"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just gift wrapped bread.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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