We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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