Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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