Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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