i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
