Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
My breasts were aching with rage.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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