were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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