There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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