Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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