Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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