I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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