i don't like sucking hair
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Actions speak louder than pants.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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