I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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