I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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