just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
A bitchslap is in order.
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