I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Small penises have feelings too.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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