So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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