your thong is hanging out like whoa
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
you never un-have a 4some
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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