I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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