yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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