i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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