Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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