Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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