Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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