Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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