I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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