how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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