you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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