Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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