Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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