drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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