She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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