How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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