with your own penis?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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