Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
