shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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