after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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