i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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