Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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