I wanna bring you to show and tell
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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