I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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