And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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