i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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