Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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