margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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