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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?

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(310): View more from California

My entire life is one complicated drinking game

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.

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(216): View more from Ohio

somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.

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(530): View more from California

Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.

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