Need sex. Gaining weight.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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