I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
