he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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