Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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