hotel room ftw
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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