She announced her abortion via fbk
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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