Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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