that's an acceptable place to lick
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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